It is believed by many of the more respectable ancients that
The Venom Dimension was created some 20,000 years ago by
visitors from a galaxy not entirely unlike our own.
The reason for this assumption lies in the fact that several items
of furniture and clothing have been found floating aimlessly around
within its complex boundaries.
These items are reported to be of a similar size and shape to those
which may be found on our own planet.
Unfortunately, none of these items have ever been brought back from
the inside as proof of this theory, although it is reported that in
473AD, a survivor of The Venom Dimension did surface wearing
nothing but a small coffee table as a hat.

If you happen to encounter any floating objects while visiting The
Venom Dimension, it is perhaps in your best interest to leave them be.

I have been the guardian of The Venom Dimension for 284 years now,
and to the best of my re-collection, no person has ever surfaced wearing
anything other than what they had on when they entered.
I subscribe to the belief that this rather odd place was formed when the
late Jahur'nargoths of Lipentaaq had their annual "Who can make the 
biggest flame by lighting a fart competition" after consuming a
substancially larger than normal amount of their planets prized dish,
'Spicius Currius Extremus'.
Needless to say, the Jahur'nargoths have been extinct for some time now.

In 1253AD, a man by the name of Pontius Norman Porcelain managed
to stay sane long enough to map some of the inlying regions of this
bizarre place.
His efforts did not go unrewarded, as he was permitted to invite all
the red capsicums that had suddenly become his closest relatives over
for lunch on any occassion he wished.


By following the links below, you can visit some of the main points
of interest as mapped by Mr. P. N. Porcelain.



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